Malaysia is so lay back you could easily slip off your deck chair and nobody would notice.
Malaysians are never content with what they have and are always doing their pilgrimage up north to the border for their ‘naughty’ weekends.
Some get blown to pieces, others don’t.
But it doesn’t stop them. Especially the old ones, who want to see a sex show in Hat Yai.
‘Easy come, easy go,’ says Mohammed, who plans to leave soon. He’s bored of Malaysia. And I’m bored of the Indians serving me milky tea.
I can really see the appeal of risking it on the other side of the Thai border.
It beats looking at grumpy old Indians who were shipped in from the last Colonial Age.